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Yoga Instructor Booty Call...Karma
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Yoga Instructor Booty Call...Energies
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Astrologer Booty Call...Planet
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Childless Psychics
Q: Why can't psychics have children?
A: Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Frog's Dream Girl
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.
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The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?"
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Yoga Instructor Booty Call...Past
In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.
Lizz Winstead: Find Your Center
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Random Joke:
Mechanical vs. Chemical
Q: What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
