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walking past his sons bed room,Dad saw a note, read Mom&dad,sorry to do this but Ive eloped with my girlfriend,I knew you wouldnt approve her tattoos,piercings& that shes twice my age. She has a caravan in the bush &has taught me marijuana is quite good for you growing it & exchanging some for heroin.(PS.none of the above is true but I thought you need to realize there are things far more important than my report card under the pillow,Im at Jonny's place phone when its safe to return
Haunted Melody.
There was a singer stood next to a bar listening to a tune being played by the band.
Turning to the band leader she asked
"Don't play that song,you know it haunts me"
To which he replied
"It will do-you murdered it!"
Smart Rear.
When your mother was born she was so ugly that they slapped the midwife.
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Grandma & Grandpa
Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.
"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.
"That's for knowin' the difference."
Blonde in Freezer
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.
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Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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Ash Blonde
Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree!
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